I am the heaven and the earth. The hero in me and you.
1. All characters are fictional.
2. All stories are figments of my imagination.
3. If you feel insulted, that's just your problem.
Things I want/dunwan
Wants --Sky blue pants, Nike shoebag, MP4 player, Camera
Its been a long time since i blogged.events that happened during the 1 week. 1. addiction to table soccer, darts, pool 2. stupid dumb tests 3. fragile me 4. random pix 5. open hse 6. random stuff
kk lets start with the first.i started playing table soccer last wk actually. then i decided to spam hell lot of money on table soccer with my juniors and justin and daniel lau,tj, chung sun, edwin and alex. dam fun lor. i learnt dam lot on how to handle the players. but got lots and lots to improve like my wrist flick. chung sun and edwin were dam crazy lor kp spinning. reminds me of those old days at gryphon's lair when we were noobs then and spun the players initially and then they became dam scrwd. then after that when we learn the technique, too late liaox. haha. last time we kept jamming the machine to keep playing, dam scam but thrilling. then im addicted to darts and pool. lost both to alex. dam freakin sad. that day i was seriously dam off form. but my darts improve alot, my grouping is nice but quite big cos its all arnd the bull's eye but none can hit. so i get stupid scores like triple 1 or 3. dam guai lan la. anyway i played pool with alex and he pwned me big time like some champ. too pro liaox. so then on fri me, alex, tj, and jia qi went to play pool. then hui min, amanda and jian huan came to watch. that day i seriously got lady luck shinign on my side sia. first game i losing like free 5 ball deficit. tj was last ball liaox. gonna pocket a straight black 8. then he suddenly miscue and i cleared table and won frm then on. waaa shiok sia win first game. then i played alex and jia qi. both also hell lot of lucky shots. i was like anyhow play and alex was dam pissd with our tyco shots. so later he said tyco no count. later i lost to alex, but not before makin him dam pissd cos he kept missing the black ball and tj and jia qi wanted to see his face when they wanted to play tactics and make him cant hit black ball. dam funny sia. i was like nvm la random play. dma funny. then anyway i finally managed to do masse and various english liaox. thx to jiaqi for reminding me. nxt topic is gonna be dam quick cos i juz had math ta and chem oba. math ta was quite ok la. i couldnt write fast cos my finger injured quite badly. then its fragile me. i played pool twice and got injured twice. like im freakin accident prone lor. i rammed the pool cue on first time and my skin got ripped off. then second time same thing. same finger 3 mm apart. last yr my teeth got smashed in and i sprained my neck and smashed my toes hell lot last yr. waaa im seriously like glass sia, strong but brittle lol. nxt time muz have a sticker that says this side up. then sat was open hse.i went dam early to have fun then we were trying some cool guns and the rubber band gun. then after that the guns started breaking dwn. so we switched to the rubber band gun. then mr chua decided to get new guns and we had hell lot of fun cos like war zone like that. then me and tj played darts in the cca room. and then i saw my dear maths tchr walking by so i 'invited' him for a game. dam fun and funny. ya then after that when goin off that time, i saw edward ng. like zomg. he caught me on thurs for my dam long hair and i ran away frm him when i was supposed to cut my hair by fri and see him. then suay suay saw him on sat. but i ran like the wind and hide in the crwod. dam scary. and got some cops came to question some ri dude. then we play nintendo wii there. dam fun lor. i dam jealous. and now for some random stuff like brainiac on tues. i learnt that its cos of the feeling of water and not the sound nor the fact that u hear or see water that makes u wanna go and pee. and also water is hell lot stronger than solid grnd. then fri watched d gray man. krory was tortured dam badly sia dam sad. and also when on the train ride back home on fri was tokin to amanda bout random stuff. and my finger is still dam pain. and also i missd a muvee outing dam sad. oh ya also on wed i went to yew tee wiv some re guys for re competition. raining cats and dogs an cows and goats like free. shoes were dam wet and clothes were soaked. we spammed pix there and recorded hell lot. dam interesting and fun. on fri we also went to some venus drive river for geog. dam fun cos we were juz messing arnd big time. im now becoming something like a bank or loanshark lor lending money to evry1. and now im dam tired and wanan slp.
`skydied at4:07 AM
Entry date: Sunday, May 11, 2008
WKEND HELL
Been a long time since i blogged. Mainly its cos im dam lazy and also bzy. Its like after tests are getting dam scrwd and now after they juz ended got hell lot of projects due. After sch I went to help out a little at RJ range and then I went to CIP with lao gao mark sean and XD. We got ourselves a nice cool drink when we reached there. So its like some were quite full. dunno y dam wierd.Then we started on our cip work which was to go round knocking on doors that ppl dao u and then survey them. There was this dam cool blood stained house that we think loan shark came to collect $ frm. Nxt time then post pix. anyway it was like this for the whole night. Then we decided to eat dinner. I ate hell lot lor ad was still dam hungry. I bought char kway teow and bo bo cha cha to eat. then still dam friggin hungry. dunno y la. anyway after that continued again. Then at like *;30 yingzhe decided to start. then alicia goh was like zomg y so wierd come now. Then me, and the others left for home. we actually wanted to take a cab to kallang mrt but then this bus came by and i didnt read carefully and we went wrong place. lavender st instead of lavender stn. zomg, they were dam pissd wiv me but they laughed dam hard. sry la. actually this bus driver was a friggin idiot. i went by back door and walk to front to tap he say cannot. he say get lost and go by front door and tap. i was like wads the friggin diff? idiot! Then when drop wrong stop, we took the correct bus finally to lavender mrt. Nxt day we went early to cip. alot of ppl pon. like wth lor. the little of us forced to do hell lot. then anyway tdy was just like ystdy. do same job. quite sian.then after that we went home last. idiots all left before us. i had a freakin splitting headache, dam bloody pain. so i became dam emo. then in the afternoon, as usual all sats i go slack in marine parade and waste time there. at night channel 5 go some dam nice show called once upon a time in mexico. friggin nice. then i went to slp. dam tired. then sunday mother's day. nth much la. morning went to try to do bio fps , mug abit of maths, do el essay and other hw. and at night watch flight of the phoenix. oh ya and in the aftnn i decided to watch vcds to de-stress and decided to watch Laputa:City in the Sky by Studio Ghibli. Its like made in 1980s lor. dam old.i got the whole collection until spirited away. dam nice show. then i watched a bit of spirited away and got addicted to the theme song so i decided to mega download the Spirited Away OST. dam naaaiiiice. PWNS the new ANIMEs. anyway thats about the wkend + the fri.
`skydied at6:49 AM
Entry date: Thursday, May 8, 2008
Bull's EYE
Yesterday was uber mugging day right after school. Had to chiong like siao for my bio cct which was today. School was dam bz lor. And i decided to piss the tchrs off ALOT esp the ENG tchr. zomg i cant even believe that tky is a tchr!! smth liek dolores umbridge(frm hp if u dunno). anyway tws juz luvs to rip my nice long hair out for some reason or another evrytime i go for re... poor me, i have to go beijing 101 soon. haha.
Then today was dam crazy. after like ss which was dam slack and maths which was quite un-understandable, we had imba PE. 2.4 km walk/run. ahhhhhhhhhh. i nvr run properly since a dam long time n decided not to again. so i started out jogging dam slow and i got 3 stiches. so i decided to walk. expected to be last la cos cant b bothered anyway. then after i got pwnd big time by some imba kim wee, i decided to jog faster. so i jogged and i started passing a few ppl. i was already dam slack and i managed a 12:59 haha.which is a D. Then anyway after PE was a short recess and then BIO cct. crap la all so tired le. anyway it was quite ok. thinkc an pass. then physics lab we all decided to go late and then come back for geog. lyt decided to giv us all a big scolding for disrupting the class. then the wierd thing is that near the end evry1 at the front smelt smth burning and all panic. like little kiddies lor. then all lk at me cos i always burn stuff. then they sid is it u. i was like scrw u la, not me. then kasumi fanboi decided to own up and said he burnt the paper long time ago but they all got problem with their nose. then we got back geog cct and i scrwd up big time. then we decided to go yishun and LAN. finally. we had dam lot of fun 2 hrs strt. too long to describe so ask me if u wanna noe wad crazy stuff we did. then we played table soccer and i got pwned, own and nuthin. and stupid justin decided to leech off us. idiot. then me n russell went to bowling alley there to play darts. damn funny. we got 3 darts frm them. after a while 1 broke. we said shhhh. then second broke. we said shyt gone liaox. then third one we tried not to break it, but it still broke in the end. anyway we played 2 games 8 rnds each.first game i was losing to russell like 100 pts each rnd. freakin irritating. then last dart, said hey we hvnt got bulls eye yet.i threw, bulls eye and pwnd the ass out of him and got top 10(8 position). then we played 2nd game. again i satrted losing. then 5th rnd i manged to beat him. and then i threw a bulls eye again. i pwnd him all the way frm then on. then last dart, with more than 300 pts in frnt of him, i said to him, hey i let u cheat. then we stuck his last dart in the bulls eye. and he still lost. dam funny. but this time both our names in top 10. mine(8,10) his (9). dam funny then we walked to mrt and sayonara.not lking foward to cip tmr cos im dam tired. but lking foward to saturdays cos i go back to marine parade there evry week. damn near my old sch with lots of wierd memories. YAY. like big time to slack arnd. hoping to slack arnd cos its after exams although got some minor tests but hu givs a damn anyway.
`skydied at7:20 AM
Entry date: Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Commont Test
Firstly, thats how all the test papers that we had tdy were spelled. nvm that. so tdy i sat for like 4 hrs worth of freakin chinese exams. not too bad la, but a1s are gonna be pretty hard to obtain. must jia you!!as usual, after each paper they spend hell lot of time collecting and checking them, and so eat into our eating time(no pun) so left wiv like wad, 10 min to eat wiv entire sec 4 batch and mebbe hell lot of others chionging to canteen to eat recess. luckily, i rmbred to kope some energy bars frm home so dun waste time. anyway, after that got some cip breifing, i was laughing and cracking jokes wiv thye jie all the way. then it was like shooting exco meeting. so i go and chiong buy some lunch first. exco meeting was really quite pathetic cos damn little ppl turned up. discussed nonsense again and then for finale damn naiiiice. convict and lao gao were arguing and convict got ownt damn bad. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! so much for yellow ribbon project. then i went shooting and improved a bit cos my arm better le. quite happy. then i went home and watched police and thief. damn bloody funny. and thats all and im freakin dead beat wiv a freakking splitting headache.sayonara
`skydied at7:20 AM
Entry date: Sunday, May 4, 2008
Haloid and Dead Fantasy 2 damn cool Fan Muvees
`skydied at7:47 AM
Entry date:
mugging time
i spent most of my entire day mugging bio and chinese, like zomg, life is getting meaningless frm now on. damn waste time la. anyway lunch i went out to eat then went to some stupid warehouse sale, which was not even cheap and had crap stuff, so i left there empty handed and damn pissd cos the temp outside is freakin hot like and oven. anyway i decided to take a nap later and when i woke up, i decided to on the tv. then channel 8 was like some chow yong fatt show and then he was riding a bike. then at first he was leading, then he crashed, and 4 others crashed wiv him, damn funny, then he tried to get up and so did the others, but they were damn unstable on their feet and fell over which is damn freakin amusing. then he manged to get up and a bike rammed his head making him bleed and fall again. dman pain and sad, shows lots of courage and determination. but anyway he got up and started riding cos he thot of his kid and wife. later near the end he crossed the finishing line and then crashed. like omg so anti climax. and then after awhile, while his family coming to meet him and see how he is and crying the bike exploded and the show ended... damn wierd but sad. then i decided to mug again. anyway i was browsing thru ppl's blogs and i saw that kai wen finally managed to use skin. woohoo. then i went to see tj's blog and was like random stuff again and like me blog bout the muggin part. then i went to see meng siews evntful blog and quite normal. then went to see a few other random ppl's blog. oh ya, and cjyfc got alot of argurments now, damn sad. acs ppl are like poking a fight evrywhere they go, now they wanna drag ri in also lor, like wth man. Retarded Idiots haha (RI).
`skydied at6:35 AM
Entry date: Friday, May 2, 2008
Random
Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
So anyway, Fri was kinda exciting cos first period was PE and we did wadeva we wanted. Then later it was Chinese and the Chinese teacher was damn pissing cos we came in late and he decided to hold us back. So much for them telling us 2 wrongs dont make a right. Anyway, CHEM and PHY lab time after recess is damn NAAAICE. I just love labs cos i get to mess arnd really much and burn lots of stuff and eat in the lab. Then was Chinese remedial which is scrwd up cos i cant be bothered at all. Lyk hu gives a damn bout that. Then exactly at the end, freakin retard came into class to say that poor joel dislocated his knee while playing soccer damn sad la. later i went down to see then tried to help lor, quite sick and pain to see also. SO NO PIX HERE!! Later went to RJ shooting range to juz hang around and help out a bit. Then me and mark went to safra together. Met Zhujie on the way and we left mark out of convo, haha dam funny. Zhu jie was damn humourous as usual lor =) damn nice guy. Then after that we went safra only to find that not all booked, so sad cant use the time to lan or play arcade instead, damn wasted cos coach was sick and not there to make sure that we train haha, gettin damn slack le. After training, me and Chung San went to the pool room cos we wanted to ram some pool, but then freaking full cos got hell lot of drop outs and pai kias playing pool there with their friends. So we had no choice but to go play arcade. At first Chung San kept losing to some tiny kid with some ownage character. But later that kid completed the game and so Chung San started winning, haha. Then Mark, Christopher and Yen San joined us to see Chung San play. Then at night i watched D-Gray man, damn freakin nice muvee.
`skydied at11:04 PM
Entry date: Thursday, May 1, 2008
Son Of A Gun
`skydied at6:26 AM
Entry date:
Labour Day And 3 days before the day after tomorrow
Yesterday, school was quite boring. Physics was really boring cos of GC. i used to like it cos of MW. anyway, we were starting on some new topic called electricity and then he brought us to the com lab to try some program for us folks to have fun. haha. then we were like messing arnd and he was kind pissd cos we werent listening to him. the last time i did that was when i burned stuff in his class and got scrwd, not for the fire part, but for toking and smiling. pretty much lame and retarded but thats the way it is in his class.anyway, there was 1 component in the program that can make ur own circuit. so i created a really cool circuit that juz could not work in it. But in real life it should lor. So i decided to ask those imba phy guyz arnd me and they said im mad, it wun work. so i decided to ask GC our dear tchr. and he said how can work. he changed my battery to normal way and poof it became koko crunch, no la the fuse exploded somehow. he said 'see u r wrong' i said'no la shld work. i tried in pri sch can work.i juz forgot y can work'. he was like wad an interesting thing to think about. ill see about it. i was like diao...... anyway nxt was bio lab and i decided to burn stuff there again. im really a pyro maniac. then chi lesson was another story telling time. re was really funny. TWS was damn crazy. He wanted us to show him some stuff and then the com was damn lag. So he decided to grip my hair and yank it out. I was like half laughing half screaming . The com was so damn lag that i was so damn pissd. Leonard was saying my hair fail hair check and he said not it won't until i pull to make it longer. Then i asked him about the battery thingy and he said i was right and gave me some funny analogy which i cant rmbr. and re lesson was really slack time pretty much. anyway at the end of re, TWS told us all a joke which was smth lyk this: There was a blackout in the house. The fused was burnt out, so the wife said to the husband, hey go and change the fuse. And the husband RE-fused........... Shooting was pretty much the same, i'm losing my form thanks to the poor aching body of mine and my injured forearm. Damn sad, esp when the juniors are catching up real fast. Anyway i must try to find a way to regain old form. and I missd my chance to tok again. damn sad la, but i muz really have more courage.
Labour day was kinda uneventful cos my whole body was just too aching to go out and play. So i juz slacked arnd at home pretty much and did some mugging for nxt week's tests. Then watched some TV and then some movies online. Dodgeball is really,really, really fun(and painful i think). The show was damn funny and crazy. Really really boring day.